Okay. Ah cave. Ah'm curious.

[caldecottsugah]

If you had me alone...locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and Ah had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me?

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[cynosurejpb.livejournal.com]

*wicked*

Bring over my Physique Pictorial and Trim collections so that we might make a hypothetical shopping list. That should take up most of the allotted time, I think.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

A hypothetical shopping list?

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

...

I would most likely set you free.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

That's very sweet of you.

What if you just had twenty four hours of my time where there wasn't an invasion or a war or any thing else pressing? (Which Ah think is more the spirit of the question anyway. Just askin' people tah maybe be a little ... less inhibited.)

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

I believe we've discussed what I would like to do with you, when you have the time to sit for me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

Ah should be here when yah get back. Ah'll give back yer sketchbook, too.

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you've officially agreed to it?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

Heh.

Ah forgot tah tell yah, didn't Ah? Sorry.

Yes, Ah'll pose for yah.

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

Spaceeba. I'll make sure you do not regret it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

... Ah hope so.

Ah.. Ah'll be ... here.

[ms-tique.livejournal.com]

Russians. No imagination.

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

Unlike you, my imagination does not require slavery.

I have imagined... many things with your daughter.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

Should Ah stop listening now or start?

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

Never fear. I didn't plan on elaborating on that around your... disturbed mother.

Although your answer to that question would go a long way towards determining whether I would ever elaborate at all.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

... Ah'd like tah hear yah elaborate.

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

...

There will be much time to elaborate when you are sitting for me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

That will be rather... time intensive, huh?

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

If it's worth doing, it's worth taking the time to do it WELL.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

Ah'll have tah practice not moving or somethin'...

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

You do not have to remain stock still. You can adjust for comfort, and there will often be breaks.

I must insist that you not look at the work until it is finished.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

That's good. Ah'm not too good at being still.

... Ah think Ah can manage that. It'll be hard, though.

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. It will be as comfortable as it can be. I will not bend you into a pretzel position or anything.

...

Ahem.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

Ah hope not.

Ah'd need help tah stay in all bendy like that for too long.

[agodlesscommie.livejournal.com]

I am always willing to help a friend in need.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

Ah've noticed...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

Momma... Leave him alone.

[in-jubilation.livejournal.com]

I would hope you would use the opportunity to just chillax for a while. Play some video games. Watch some funny movies. If you want we can go for a picnic outside as well. One of those days a talk with you would be nice, but I would not enforce it on you when you were /stuck with me/ (as it were).

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

What sort of funny movies?

[in-jubilation.livejournal.com]

Suprisingly not much of a fan of the slapstick ones. Good comedies, maybe some those older ones that had John Candy in it. With the fact we both know a fuzzy Canuck to laugh at, Canadian Bacon would be awesome. Trains, Planes and Automobiles is good as well. Any others you suggest would be welcome, movies you can laugh you butt off watching.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_steelmagnolia_/]

Huh.

Interesting. We might have tah do that.